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Dream One: I was getting ready to take a shower and I noticed this bump on the back of my upper arm... so I twist around to get a look at this bump and IT'S HUGE... and I panic cuz obviously I have cancer. I grab the bump and feel it... and it's a pop can... I have a pop can embedded in the back of my arm. Ok. I run over to David and show him my pop-can-containing-arm, which he squeezes like a zit... and out comes a Mountain Dew can. So I'm holding a Mountain Dew can looking at this big half-healed-wound in the back of my arm which is full of sand bits...

Dream Two: I'm in my current apartment, only it's empty and everything is hard-white. There are computers and light sculptures all over the floor - all plugged in and humming away. I walk into the kitchen (also filled with computers) to get something out of the fridge, but it is broken - so I kick it. A pipe behind it breaks and water starts gushing out from underneath. I run down the hall to the leasing office and the lady tells me she will send someone down. I get back to my aprtmt and check on kitchen - the water has reached the level of the outlets. I desperatly try to unplug all of the computers before the water hits the sockets, but I miss the last computer as I jump out of the water. A good looking matinence guy comes in and strips off his shirt, throws it on the floor and jumps into the strangly-contained pool of water in the kitchen. He opens the fridge and proceds to be electricuted. I grab a magically-apearing chair and hit him with it.