Dead People

Last night I went to bed with a headache.

It got worse. Then it got worse. And then even more worse.

So I got up to go lie on the couch.

And it became unbearable.

So I got up to take 2 ibuprofen, in addition to the 2 I had taken before bed.

And then I got nauseous... while my headache got worse.

And then it felt like my arms and legs were sprouting fur....

I thought about waking up David and telling him I was dying, but I didn't want to panic him.

So I lay there in agony until I passed out.