in the Black

A list... of my projects.

1) Designing canvas totes - with paint, sharpies and ribbon. Then I will sell them and make millions.

2) Drawing on wine glasses - with sharpies and paint. Then I will sell them and make millions.

3) Learning C - with a textbook. Then I will become a master hacker and... make millions?

4) Learning the Dvorák keyboard - with a cute little rainbow colored program. Then I will become a cool master hacker and... go to parties.

5) Making art like this guy - with my new found Gimp Ninja-ness. Then I will become a famous, free license artist for Linux and not make millions.

6) Bentoing - with food and little Japaneses boxes - Then I will publish a book of my amazing photos and... make millions.

7) Learning Japanese - with textbooks. Then I will become a superior translator, travel to Japan and use chopsticks at every meal.